Showing posts with label Banks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Banks. Show all posts

Friday, 2 November 2012

Banks and their pranks...and a message from God,




We receive small payments from time to time from 'Affiliate' programmes run on our 'commercial' website and recently were advised the a payment of £50.00 was to be transferred to our account - imagine our dismay to discover when it hit our bank we actually only received € 28  

After Pauline called to query this, we got this email breakdown: 


God Morning Mrs Craig (it did actually say 'God')

Further to our telephone conversation this morning, I have spoken with our international department to establish how the fees for your foreign transfers are calculated.  I enquired for the most recent transfer received and the other transfer received on 22/03/12.  The fees are broken down as follows.


24/10/2012

£49.94 GBP received from SCANDIA BANK by SWIFT Transfer

Handling fee                             14.18€              flat fee
Foreign Exchange commission  15.85€              calculated at 0.15% of amount with a minimum fee of 15.85€
International advice letter             2.75€              flat fee
Total                                        32.78€

So the bank got more than we did! - ah well, they probably need it more than us!